Don’t you love free books? Especially this time of the year when we’re all a bit strapped for cash. Therefore I’m happy to announce that we’re giving away 1 free copy of the following hilarious vampire book:

“Vampire Taxonomy: Identifying And Interacting With The Modern-Day Bloodsucker”

Here’s a summary of the book:

From bestselling books to hit TV shows, there’s no denying that vampires have come a long way from the infamous monster created by Bram Stoker more than a century ago.

Our culture today is inundated with beloved blood-thirsty creatures of the night. With so many different species of vampire roaming the streets it’s important to know how to identify the different types.

For example, in matters of the heart, is Twilight’s Edward Cullen:

1. obsessed and compulsive?
2. in love with love?
3. devoted or disorderly?

or the rarest of all,

4. the real thing?

Author Meredith Woerner provides detailed information about the different types of vampires now roaming the earth, classifying them by their reaction to sun exposure, physiology, attire, and preferred diet.

Read Vampire Taxonomy and develop the skills needed to answer the question: “Should I hand him my heart or stake him before he makes me his next meal?”

It’s Easy to Enter The Contest!
1. Leave a comment at the bottom of this post.   That’s it, you’re in!

Only one comment entry per person please. Open to U.S. residents only. The contest ends next Sunday, December 13th at 12:00 midnight (EST). The lucky winner will be randomly chosen Monday, December 14th using the Random Integer Generator software program. The winner must respond via email within 24 hours of notification.

Good luck!