Archive for June, 2010
Finally, True Blood has restarted. And ‘Pack of Wolves’ is a wild ride. Last season ended with Bill disappearing and this season starts out with Sookie frantically searching for him. Jason is drowning his sorrows with a beer since he killed Tara’s boyfriend, Eggs, and Andy took the credit for it. Jessica drags a body in for dinner – remember, she keeps getting her virginity back after every time she has sex, that’s a fate worse than death. And, Bill is shown being driven away, a silver chain around his neck. That’s not good.
The police blow off Sookie’s concern about Bill, they won’t take it seriously – there’s obviously some vampire prejudice going on here. Arlene tries to show Tara that she cares about her and that goes wrong when Tara freaks out – screaming at Arlene, who answers her screams with a great line – ‘who here hasn’t fallen in love with a serial killer’? Quite true since Arlene was in love with the serial killer from season one.
Jessica has killed her ‘dinner’, she appears to have a little control problem. She tries to give him her blood and bring him back but I don’t think it works that way. And it doesn’t, people notice the smell which gets attributed to a dead possum under the porch.
Bill is being eaten ‘alive’by his kidnappers, they’re all drinking him for the ‘V’ rush. It’s really gross. Looks like he’s just about to really die this time.
Andy sneaks in to see Jason, telling him that he has to stick to their story – they have to act like everything is perfectly normal and that Andy killed Eggs, not Jason. Jason has got to be his usual self – conscience off, dick on – Andy makes Jason repeat it several times. Hilarious. I can imagine quite a few men for whom this is their mantra.
Sookie is in Fangtasia, looking for help from Eric to find Bill. Pam half-heartedly tries to stop her when she demands to see him and she busts in on Eric while he is going at it with the new dancer. Wow! He’s got her tied up, hanging from the ceiling while he does his thing. Sookie handles it quite well, maintaining eye contact and not looking down. Eric walks up to her and he stands there naked while she accuses him of kidnapping Bill. He says it wasn’t him, he’s been screwing for the last six hours. Sookie looks shocked, and that gives Eric the chance to make a nasty comment about Bill’s stamina. Thank goodness this scene is on my DVR! Since he’s the sheriff, he is duty bound to help her find Bill – or so he says….
Flash back to Bill and the ‘drainers’ as he pops one’s neck, wrecking the car and getting away. Good, those guys needed to die. It comes out that Eric had wanted Bill taken since Bill can link the Queen to the dealing of vampire blood. Pam says Eric is starting to lose it, why would he get in this nasty business anyway?
Bill comes to Sam for help, standing shirtless on the doorstop. There is certainly some nice male flesh on view this season when Bill asks if he can get into the shower and borrow Sam’s shirt. Bill asks him to join him in the shower. The water in Arkansas is ‘very hard’. Yikes! They are about to kiss when Sam wakes up from a ‘dream’. Wow, I wonder where this is going to go this season. Bill and Sam are attracted to each other?
Tara is just running around screaming at everybody in her grief over Eggs’ death. Tara’s mother shows up at Lafayette’s house and she starts her usual whining, promising to take care of her ‘baby’. Yeah, she’s done such a good job to date. I imagine this lady might get the worst mother of the year award. The reverend comes over, talking to Tara, saying Eggs was a demon who led her astray and she starts to finally relax. Or so you think.
The police are still blowing off the search for Bill. Sookie thinks it’s Lorena but they don’t care. They aren’t going to waste their time and money looking into ‘vampire-nappings’. A new phrase…
Bill emerges from the dirt, looking angry and feral. Jessica is still sleeping under the house with her dead friend, her attempt to make him into a vampire is not working. Hoyt wants to reconnect with her but she is to freaked out by her dead body to talk with him. You would think a dead body would not bother a vampire so much.
Jason tries to hook Hoyt up with a couple of women he’s picked up at Merlotte’s. One of them is studying to be a dog psychologist. Jason wants to know what kind of dog he is…he says, ‘what am I thinking of right now, you know, in my brain’…you gotta love Jason.
Pam shows up at Sookie’s house, commenting on the lovely decorating job that the maenid did on her house since it is so trashed inside. Pam gives her Eric’s check with a nice hefty bonus for her work in Dallas last season.
Bill ends up at some old lady’s house, and when she lets him in, his teeth come out and he jumps her. Most excitement she’s seen in years I suspect. Bill chows down on the old lady – he looks better already. Although I’m not sure how much nutrition he got from her, she looks to be at least ninety. He erases her memory of his visit and leaves her some money. Bill discovers he’s in Mississippi, and you keep hearing wolves howling in the background. Have the werewolves settled in Mississippi?
The Reverend lets Tara’s mom hug him as he gets ready to leave and she gets a little to cozy, rubbing up on him – gross. Tara goes to get in the shower after her hours of being prayed over and her momma says, ‘let it all wash away baby’. Then you see Tara in the bathroom popping pills like there’s no tomorrow – and I guess there won’t be tomorrow for her. I knew her mother would screw this up.
Sam is looking for his parents, asking a local mechanic if he knows the Milkins. The kid says no but Sam knows he is lying. Sam follows the mechanic named Tommy back to his house and he pulls their mail out, confirming that it is the Milkins address. Doesn’t he know that going into someone else’s mail box is a federal crime?
Jason is trying to have a sex party with his Merlott’e s pickup girls and he can’t quite seem to get into it. He’s in bed with both girls, but he keeps seeing bullet holes in their foreheads. Jason unable to have sex? What will the girls in Louisiana do?
This episode ends with Bill racing through the woods when he is suddenly surrounded by a bunch of wolves and the show ends with his final words…”I should warn you, I’ve fed”… and he goes on the attack. An excellent start to the new season.

Title: Kiss of Death
Author: Rachel Caine
Release Date: May 27, 2010
Publisher: Signet
Pages: 324
Genre: Young Adult Fantasy Romance
Imagine living in a town controlled by vampires, where it’s not safe to be on the streets after dark. You’d probably jump at the chance to leave town and see some new sights, right? Well that’s the case in Kiss of Death, the latest installment in the awesome Morganville Vampire series written by Rachel Caine.
In the book Claire and her friends are given the chance to go past the city limits in order to let their friend Michael make a demo CD in Dallas. They’re psyched until they get their transit papers and find out that Oliver, an enforcer for Morganville’s head vamp, plans to accompany them as an escort. Bummer.
So the two couples (Shane and Claire, Michael and Eve) set out with Oliver hoping for music fame and fortune. Everyone is super excited because passes out of town are few and far between – and you don’t leave Morganville without the okay of the lead vampire, Amelie.
Everything’s great until they stop for food in a small town with more than its share of rednecks. Add to that the fact that Oliver disappears on some mysterious mission and rogue vampires want to put Claire and Eve on the lunch menu and you have a situation that’s quickly turning from bad to worse.
The writing in Kiss of Death transports you to small town Texas, letting you connect with the unique cultural divides between the lead characters and the townspeople. The story of joy-riding teenagers, happy about their freedom being sidetracked by hating humans and malevolent vampires delivers an exciting read that never lets up on the action. And I love how she’s developing Claire’s character into a strong independent young lady.
Rachel Caine delivers yet another great installment in her Morganville Vampire series. This is a well-written fast-paced adventure that kept me engaged throughout. Kiss of Death makes a worthy addition to the young adult fantasy genre.
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Title: Samson’s Lovely Mortal
Author: Tina Folsom
Release Date: May 25, 2010
Publisher: Smashwords
Print Length Equivalent: 324 pages
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Vampire bachelor Samson is having problems in the bedroom. Not even his shrink can help him. That changes when the lovely mortal auditor Delilah tumbles into his arms after a seemingly random attack. Suddenly there’s nothing wrong with his hydraulics – that is, as long as Delilah is the woman in his arms.
His scruples about taking Delilah to his bed vanish when his shrink suggests it’s the only way to cure his problem. Thinking all he needs is one night with her, Samson indulges in a night of pleasure and passion.
However, another attack on Delilah and a dead body later, Samson has his arms full: not only with trying to hide the fact he’s a vampire, but also with finding out what secrets Delilah harbors for somebody to want her harm.
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